Friday, August 22, 2008

Fw:Ma(Doh)ne

Garage 1, Bike 0

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ma(Doh)ne

Garage 1, Bike 0

Tea Bags...

Are not just for "Tea" any more.
Alright kids. This was a "brain" child of a kid in know in Portland. I got in on the ground floor...even though it felt completely wrong. At first I thought it was a passing fancy and was mildly amused trying to snag a picture outside the Space Needle (the first public shot I might add!) However, it was recently brought up on the Bummer Life so I guess the sight is out there.

This is in NO WAY safe for work. This is TOTALLY disturbing. I DO NOT recommend that anyone go to this site. (I'm not joking here people...before you go to the site you have to ask your self...how do I feel about full frontal male nudity?) I'm really not kidding here.



It's kinda like this scene from Bachelor Party...you can't wash the shame off once you've been to the site.



I think I've warned ya'll enough...

With that being said. I present you with this...TeaBags on TopTubes.

Your 'God' can't help you now.

Friday, August 15, 2008

A slice of awesome for your Friday...



Really, does this photo need an explanation?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Yellow Jersey in Madison

That's a pile Phil Wood hubs in their protective red wrapper.  At least ten by my count but I could easily have missed a couple.

Very cool shop for those of you who have been around bikes for awhile.  Kinda like a posh downtown Blue's.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

How do you get your new bike home?

On the back of your old bike. Doy.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

1000 watts of rage...

Whenever my life becomes blessed enough that I "get" to install a power meter and I reach the boiling point in trying to make the damn thing work, I take a step back, take a deep, focused breath and ask myself what Outdoor Bob would do in such a situation.

Since throwing wrenches at my own head is a rather counter productive option, I chose to focus my feelings of despair into a story. The kind of personal essay a person could learn to write at the Learning Annex.

You can read it here.

And it's all true.

Really, it is.

Especially the last part.

Shit like that can't be made up.