Just in time for White Man's Cinco de Mayo

Hey beeyotches, here's a reason to keep from going to the bar so early tomorrow for St. Paddy's Day. CAR BOMB CUPCAKES. Quite possibly the greatest recipe for disaster ever created.

Found this stuck to the bottom of my shoe....

The true KoM

I wonder where the podium presentation takes place?

Where's the logic?

Made the mistake of answering the phone at the shop today and the following conversation took place.

Girl: Yeah, hi. Do you have any adapters for Dunlop Valves? I just brought a bike back from Europe and don't have a way to pump the tires.

Me: Nope, but if you bring your bike down we might have some different inner tubes that would work.

Girl: Well, the tubes are perfectly fine and I don't want to waste them. (Pause) I'll just call my friend in Amsterdam and have her send me a pump. Thanks for your anyway.

Apparently she plans on never getting a flat.

Who said sprinkles were bad?

Pefect morning for a ride

Actually, I shouldn't brag; it wasn't really perfect. Had to throw on a long sleeve jersey and knee warmers.

Hope you get some on your birthday.....beer that is.