Challenge #3

My google image can beat up your google image.

I really gotta start waxing my chest again.

Challenge #2

Googled my real name and got this...



Bet you guys didn't know there was another one who rode bikes. Now I know what it feels like when doves cry. Millhouse collision anyone?

Then looking up "Bobby Salsa" we get...

While he might be a fresher, keep in mind I was the creator of the "Wash, Rinse, and Repeat" dance move.

Challenge...

It's simple...it involves the internet (which you happen to be on right now)...and it's kinda interesting...

Go to Google Images.
Type in your name.
Post the very first picture that comes up.
The winner gets...well...nothing...but it could be interesting.

this is mine...

Who the hell are these guys?! And how do they know I like to rock?!

Does this look familar?

To quote the great Bas Rutten "looky looky what we have here."

Looks like a bike but what kind?

I think we all know this headbadge.

Looks like Ti...

...and carbon?

The Roadster ain't a model found in the latest IF line up.

Twin carbon top tubes bonded to titanium? Talk about one of those things that makes a person go hmm. Just where have we seen something like this?

Oh yeah at the Handmade Bike Show.

Yep. It's this bike, bitches. Still waiting for the pink Chris King wheelset to arrive. Do you know what's the best part?

My name was on the box.

Know what's the worst part?

It's not for me.

Too bad Lionel Hutz is no longer with us. He could find away for this bike to be mine.

More pics to follow when it's built up.

Defibrillator not included

2lbs of Bacon...woven...

Bake and form around a bowl...

Turn over and add various breakfast goodies...

I would have added a Red Beer instead...but I'm not going to knock my former boss. He took it to a level that I'm proud of.

Here he comes.....

(click on the picture)

News for you!

Hey everyone, I saw on FFL that Blue's is hiring for bike sales and wrenches. What do ya say we all send in applications?
Speaking of Blues, guess who I saw at Tour de Cali? You guessed it...the man who owns a bike store and never rides a bike....

Seattle

Local Seattle Hippity-Hop. Sweet thing is most of this video is shot in the south end of Seattle...so a lot of this was done in my neighborhood. The last scenes of Rizal Bridge are right down from my house.

Check it...these guys are really good.

Remember this?

I'll give a sixer of Old Style Tall Boys to the first...

person who gets Lance Armstrong on the phone at his soon-to-be-opening Austin bike shop and gets him to fall for the ol' "Do you carry bicycles?" trick.

Best phone call of the day...

Yesterday, for whatever unexplainable reason, the phone was ringing off the hook. A seemingly endless run of the same question asked more ways than Eskimos have works for snow.

"What time do you close?"

"When do you close?"

"What are your business hours today?"

"Until what time are you open?"

"How late are you open today?"

"When do you close during the week?"

"How long are you there till?"

"You're open from when to when?"

Then, a call out of the blue to break up the monotony.

"Does Lance Armstrong ever come to your store,?" asked a mystery caller with the urgency of someone with a ticking time bomb tied to their testicles.

"Um, excuse me?"

"Lance Armstrong. You ever seem him there?"

"Uh, um, sometimes."

"Well you tell that mothafucka I'm looking for his ass and when I find him I'm gonna beat the shit outta 'em."

"Uh, OK." (To myself I asked, self: When did your place of business become a place to ferry threatening messages Junior High style?)

Then our frantic mystery caller continued...

"Earlier today I was ridin' in the park and saw Lance Armstrong so I started pedalin' really fast and I passed his ass going up hill. He didn't like that so he told me to fuck off and then he pulled out this crazy phone that wasn't a phone and out of nowhere these black cars pulled up and run me over. I just got home. My bike's all busted and when I see Lance Armstrong I'm gonna kick his mothafuckin' ass!!!"

Click.

NAHMBS

Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?

But can you imagine rollin' into prom, Cru Jones-style, on this?



And then gettin' up early to deliver papes on this?

Sean @ work

Welcome to the future, bitches.

Finally the 21st Century is starting to feel like the 21st Century should...

Doubt I'll see a Yeti...

But the Handemade Bicycle show is going on in PDX this weekend so you never know. If ya'll get a chance...you should head on up. There's going to be all kinds of fun bicycle activites to participate it! Like bike rides, and...bike rides...and...well...



I'll follow up with a report of the shenanigans and general bally-who...

Better than a Sasquatch Sighting...

If you look closely off in the distance of this photo, I believe that white stuff on the mountain tops are what people refer to as "snow."

If that really is pure snow, can you imagine the street value?

It's been so long since I've seen this "snow," I'm not confident that I remember what it is exactly.

Oh well, at least this "snow" has yet to invade the beach.