Where am I? What is this "blog" you speak of? Do you unnerstand the words comin' outta my mouf?!!

Well this is pretty fuckin' weird...  I can barely access my own email, and now I'm supposed to contribute to a "blog".  I have no pictures, no ability to do any cool computer shit, so I guess I just better be extra witty - it's not working so far.  I guess I'll hafta resort to a lotta jokes about Sean's mom.  Now, am I supposed to sign my name?  Or does it automatically do that?  christopher