Has anyone seen this man?

His name is Craig Fine. He's legally blind, wears headphones bigger than the ones Gary Coleman wore in the opening credits of "Diff'rent Strokes," and naturally gets his way around on two wheels.

Last time he went missing we thought he was dead until he rolled into the shop reeking of beer and stale piss at 10am.

When we asked him where he was, he responded, "Tennessee."

When we asked him what he was doing there, he responded, "Drinking the shine."

We haven't seen him since before Thanksgiving when he came in to get a new mirror installed on his handlebars (he's legally blind mind you). While at the shop he used the bathroom and missed the toilet while dropping a deuce.

We still haven't decided if that's better or worse than that time he made a big pile out back by the dumpster.

If any of you out there happen to see him. Please let me know. We miss him.