Anyway. Chunk, get your hand out of the cheeto bag. Dave, give a break to trying to figure out which place you'll talk about moving to next. Sean, hang up the Ultimate cleats for a few minutes. Hoffman...well...you have nothing but time these days.
So pretend someone gives you this bike...
And they're letting you "build it" anyway you want to. Sky's the limit here kids. We're not talking about rumaging around the shop for whatever spare parts are there. You could put a FSA Carbon drop bar, Brooks saddle, Thomson stem/seatpost, and a Fox Racing fork on this bike if you want...
What do you do?
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Hmmm. Good question.
Sorry, I can't seem to concentrate cuz i've had this nagging desire to move somewhere. I'll let you know when I figure out where i'm going.
using my vast mechanical skill, i'd switch the bike from a coaster to a fixed gear and chisel "NJS" somewhere on the frame.
Then I'd go sell it to a dude in girl's pants for $1,000.
no where dave...you're going no where.
Chunk...you forgot the top tube pad and a tri-spoke.
Thanks for the help guys. Appreciate it.
Sal
Streamers and a ding-dong bell fer sure. But no matter what, make sure that stem bolt is TIGHT. No tellin when a rounda bike derby'll bust out.
In addition to the streamers I think you need to duct tape an
80's style boom box to the top tube and play nothing but hair metal while wearing a pink shirt that says free mustach rides.
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