Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sign Up Now


This morning...when I opened my Inbox...it was like I received an early Christmas present. Registration for SSCXWC is now open.

Now I know that trying to get ya'll up to the NW is a bit of a challenge, and normally I wouldn't even want anyone to visit during November...Crap. I normally try and get the hell out of here in November. However...this is the event of the year that really should not be missed...by anyone.

Go here and here. Registration will fill up...I guarantee it.

I'm putting together ideas for team Stiff Link and lining up my Cheerleaders for the race. Anyone interested should sign up...NOW!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Happy 30th F***n Birthday Brent

So, you know you're getting old when your baby brother turns thirty.  But I guess there's really nothing you can do but raise a glass, wish him the best and try your damnedest not to grow up as fast as him.  Lucky for Brent, our mom has all the really embarrassing photos so I'm left posting a few that actually mean something.
 
This was taken pre-bike shop days for both of us and was right around the time we figured out that we could be friends as well as brothers.  I'd guess he's about 13 here, and already turning a wrench better than any of the schmoes he's working with these days.

Here we are hiking behind the cabin at Redfeather Lakes about an hour out of Fort Collins.  We may or not have had bikes at the cabin on this trip, but regardless, we always found time for scrambling and exploring the woods around the lake.

I think this was taken on one of our last summer family vacations.  (Mom was taking the photo)  This is on one of the most beautiful mountain bike trails in the US, the Flume Trail in Lake Tahoe, and we were lucky enough to ride it together on a couple occasions.

To see why he's more grown up, just scroll back through the summer's posts and check the bachelor party and wedding shots.  And while I'm still getting greasy everyday playing with all things two-wheeled, he's teaching America's youth.  Nice work lil'brother, and Happy Birthday.  I'm sorry I can't be there to celebrate with you, but at least I won't be there when Mom realizes she's old enough to have another 30 year old son.

Fw:Ma(Doh)ne

Garage 1, Bike 0

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Ma(Doh)ne

Garage 1, Bike 0

Tea Bags...

Are not just for "Tea" any more.
Alright kids. This was a "brain" child of a kid in know in Portland. I got in on the ground floor...even though it felt completely wrong. At first I thought it was a passing fancy and was mildly amused trying to snag a picture outside the Space Needle (the first public shot I might add!) However, it was recently brought up on the Bummer Life so I guess the sight is out there.

This is in NO WAY safe for work. This is TOTALLY disturbing. I DO NOT recommend that anyone go to this site. (I'm not joking here people...before you go to the site you have to ask your self...how do I feel about full frontal male nudity?) I'm really not kidding here.



It's kinda like this scene from Bachelor Party...you can't wash the shame off once you've been to the site.



I think I've warned ya'll enough...

With that being said. I present you with this...TeaBags on TopTubes.

Your 'God' can't help you now.

Friday, August 15, 2008

A slice of awesome for your Friday...



Really, does this photo need an explanation?

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Yellow Jersey in Madison

That's a pile Phil Wood hubs in their protective red wrapper.  At least ten by my count but I could easily have missed a couple.

Very cool shop for those of you who have been around bikes for awhile.  Kinda like a posh downtown Blue's.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

How do you get your new bike home?

On the back of your old bike. Doy.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

1000 watts of rage...

Whenever my life becomes blessed enough that I "get" to install a power meter and I reach the boiling point in trying to make the damn thing work, I take a step back, take a deep, focused breath and ask myself what Outdoor Bob would do in such a situation.

Since throwing wrenches at my own head is a rather counter productive option, I chose to focus my feelings of despair into a story. The kind of personal essay a person could learn to write at the Learning Annex.

You can read it here.

And it's all true.

Really, it is.

Especially the last part.

Shit like that can't be made up.